“No one scouts open microphones looking for talent anymore. All that matters is how many Twitter or Instagram followers you have.”
As a comedian, I have a rare job. I stand on stage under a spotlight, and hold a microphone that amplifies my words…
Comedians are on stage to express themselves; we have ideas, and we want those ideas to generate laughter.
I’m often asked two questions: what’s your favorite show; what’s your least favorite show?
You might want to stop reading now, because that’s all that should be said. Apologies are supposed to stand on their own.
In October, 2005, I traveled to Afghanistan.