Remember the show Blind Date? It was a precursor to all the reality TV nonsense we have today. I was one of many who appeared on the show.
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Dear Successful People: Shut Up About Finding Happiness Already
Do you think you’d be happy if you had a wife and kids you couldn’t provide for because you didn’t have millions of dollars in the bank?
Are We Too Stupid for Google?
This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth…
The All is Lost Moment
On February 14, 2015, day of St. Valentine and Year of our Lord respectively, I blew out my vocal cords while performing…
Hi. My name is Nathan, and I watch pornography, and I masturbate. Usually in that order.
A Good Friend, Am I
What happens when you update the contacts on your phone and leave a friend out? He busts your balls. Deservedly.
A Self-Inflicted Wound
I recently had the dubious honor to work in a state where legislators and voters both still think it’s 1950. Smoking is apparently “awesome,” and of course it’s allowed indoors…
Conventional wisdom says that after you get married, you and your spouse stop trying to doll up for one another, gain weight, and turn into asexual potatoes that make people who view you think “Ew” as you pass them. Well, I am proud to proclaim that however many years...
Video Promo: Touched by Anything But an Angel
Ever have a man-on-man massage? I have. It’s very… amusing.
Misinformation, Lemming Us Over the Cliff
I don’t remember sex education from my childhood, but I hope it wasn’t as filled with silliness as what I saw while substitute teaching.
The Silence of the Veal
Ever wonder what it’s like to be a farmer? Here’s some insight into how disgusting things can be…
Please Won’t You Be… My Neighbor
Sometimes, when you’re an asshole, karma comes back to kick you in the ‘nards. This makes the rest of the world smile.