Because I like to rank things, here are the movies I saw in the theater in 2017 in order from best to worst.
Since there are no real problems in America or the world, I thought I’d write up some useless thoughts on Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi.
Think of the best musical of all time: Singing in the Rain. That alone has three songs you can hum right off the top of your head. There’s the title track, Make ‘Em Laugh, and Good Morning. Catchy, toe-tapping masterpieces, all of them.
“Hey, dummy, you only saw nine films. And you’re cheating by putting three of them in the #1 slot.”’
Hollywood always takes the easy path. I wish they’d try harder.