My Daughter Can’t Dance
My daughter enjoys certain after-school activities, and dislikes others. Should I allow her to do what she likes, or force maturity upon her?
A Simple Act of Kindness
I thought I knew what kindness was, and then I became a parent. Turns out: nothing moves you more than someone being wonderful to your child.
Every Moment is Quality Time
A common phrase in parenting circles is that you have to spend “quality time” with your kids. Here’s the thing: to them, it’s all quality time.
The Slowly Dying Dog
The worst part about pet ownership is watching them slowly dying before your eyes. Our dog, an adorably blind mini-schnauzer, is fading away…
We Raised Our Kids to be Gender Neutral. It Lasted Five Minutes.
When you raise your kids to be gender-neutral theybies, you’re doing them as much harm as any parent that says “Girls play with dolls; boys play football.”
Fuck You, That’s When
When is the right time to ask someone if they’re going to have their dog put to sleep? My answer is probably more harsh than most.
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