Nathan Timmel
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Tortoise Fight!
My 2.5-year-old son got sick during the trip, because getting sick is what he does, so the Mrs. took him to one of the clinics and said it kind of freaked the doctor out. He was used to seeing octogenarians who wanted their Medical Marijuana prescriptions renewed.
The Problem With La La Land
Think of the best musical of all time: Singing in the Rain. That alone has three songs you can hum right off the top of your head. There’s the title track, Make ‘Em Laugh, and Good Morning. Catchy, toe-tapping masterpieces, all of them.
The Teardown of Tom Brady
People love to shit all over Tom Brady. I’m guessing they’re jealous. Personally, I think the guy is fantastic. Here’s why…
Donald Drumpf: America’s Mirror
“Donald Drumpf does not represent the America I know.” It’s a quote I’ve been hearing (and seeing) a lot. In conversations, on social media; people are stunned that someone who ran a campaign based on racism could capture the presidency. It makes me wonder what...
Dear Successful People: Shut Up About Finding Happiness Already
Do you think you’d be happy if you had a wife and kids you couldn’t provide for because you didn’t have millions of dollars in the bank?
D.I.Y. (But Only if Famous)
What makes you, a nobody, think you can do this on your own? Why are you ignoring the powers that be?
An Open Letter to the DNC
Don’t fracture your base by being so humorless, Dems. Your downfall hurts everyone.
The Nancy-Pantsing of America
Every gap is gone; any sense of wonder or fear disappeared.
Hearts & Minds
Ignore everything but emotion.
Television Blue Balls
Hollywood doesn’t apologize. It does what it wants and moves on.
Light Reading & Life Lessons
I read the words aloud before fully realizing what they said. And then I paused. And then a wide smile spread across my face and I started laughing.