Nathan TimmelThe Blog
“Hey, dummy, you only saw nine films. And you’re cheating by putting three of them in the #1 slot.”’
I have read that no matter how old children get, parents always view them through the lense of nostalgia.
Somewhere around the time my daughter turned two, she figured out how to turn a doorknob…
Several years ago, I received an email from Comedy Booking Inc…
At this point, shootings are as prevalent a news segment as the weather, or sports. Soon we’ll tune in and hear it read in a calm voice; “Today in shooting updates…”
I wore red underpants today and the world didn’t end. Now I have to wear red underpants every day to keep saving the planet.
I am a Honkey. Or “Cracker-American,” if we’re being politically correct.
Tinder is based on swiping left or right on a snap judgment. That’s what this felt like: Tinder for Parenting. To put it bluntly: I’d swear the first list of offerings we saw was straight from the “People of Wal Mart” website.