Nathan TimmelThe Blog
Rodney Dangerfield said he didn’t get any respect.
My wife and I each have a “Celebrity Safety List.” If you’re not familiar, it’s one to five people you’re allowed to sleep with outside the confines of your marriage.
I know comedians who practice their set while looking in a mirror, but you can only cut your comedy teeth in front of audiences. Just like you cut your football teeth on the field.
If I buy an avocado, a box of cereal, and a yogurt, I’ll walk out with the avocados in one bag, the cereal in another, and the yogurt in a third. All would have fit nicely in one bag, but nope. It’s as if Big Plastic went in and bribed the cashiers to use more product.
Even though nursing has been scientifically (and repeatedly) proven the best way to feed a baby, there are legitimate reasons not to do it.
To say The Police is like Kansas would be akin to saying Bernie Sanders and Sarah Palin are the same, because they’re both politicians.
Repeated studies show humans pass judgment on one another within fractions of a second.
This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth…