Welp, the Cheeto God has done it again. This time, instead of saying Iran, he said, “The Islamic Republic of Japan.” Because he’s monumentally stupid.
Nathan Timmel
The BlogEpisode 679: Mexican Batman
Not all heroes wear capes… But this one might. A vigilante dubbed Mexican Batman is dishing out justice South of the border.
Episode 678: Cosmetic Surgery Gone Wrong, Way Wrong
Cosmetic surgery gone wrong… how? Well, it begins with wanting butt implants. Then, when you go to a strip-mall “medical facility,” things go south.
Episode 677: Modern Dating
They say beggars can’t be choosers, but one frumpy woman proved ’em wrong. Modern dating is weird.
Episode 676: The Importance of Mötley Crüe
Was Mötley Crüe the most influential Hair Metal band of the 1980s? We say yes!
Episode 675: Iranian Peace Talks
The Iranian Peace Talks are underway, and the Cheeto God is botching them horribly. Art of the Deal!
Episode 674: Republicans & Child Marriage
Why do Republicans support child marriage? I mean, there are probably many reasons, and none of them are good, or honorable.
Episode 673: Trump Phones
It’s hilariously sad that in 2026, the stupidest of the stupid still support Trump. Welp, they’re not getting their Trump phones.
Episode 672: James Comey
FBI Director Kash Patel is a bug-eyed, alcoholic waste of a human being who spent a year investigating James Comey.
Episode 671: Bear Attack Insurance Fraud
What happens when you take two of the dimmest dimwits and have them scheme up insurance fraud? Bear attack!
Episode 670: Katy Perry’s Coochie
Katy Perry and Ruby Rose are both horrible people, so if they did horrible things to one another… good.
Episode 669: Guinness & AI
This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss… —Guinness & AI —U.S. Steel 00:00 Introductions 04:18 Guinness & AI 12:24 Lebanon 16:27 Eric Swalwell 28:16 U.S. Steel 30:13 N. Korean Job Interviews 34:21 Christian Minister 39:40 Phillips 66...











