There are many reasons I am a comedian and not a singer, but the main two are:
My shitty singing voice
My inability to carry a tune
That said, it’s good to know that I’m good for one thing: causing sneezes.
(Maybe she’s allergic to me)
Click it. Go ahead. What’s the worst that could happen?
By the way: this is the first video I’ve posted after having the little critter in my possession for a little over two months now.
So no whining, fuckers.
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