This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—Halloween
—Russell Brand
00:00 Introductions
07:38 Jessica Alba Halloween
09:54 Sydney Sweeney Halloween
12:19 Russell Brand
22:49 Mount Everest
30:01 Iowa & Satan
34:16 Macklemore
39:58 The Blue Wave
Jessica Alba Halloween
Jessica Alba and a friend dressed up as Nancy Kerrigan & Tonya Harding for Halloween.
They posted a picture, and looked GREAT.
I mean, they got the details down pat.
So of course, crybabies cried, and Jessica panicked and pulled the pic down.
I think whenever someone posts some crybaby nonsense comment about a big nothing, someone shows up at their door and they get two options: punched so hard they get knocked out, or sterilized.
And Jessica should have to pay a fine to charity for caving to the crybabies.
Sydney Sweeney Halloween
She and that guy who screwed over Taylor Swift dressed up as teddy bears, and people with too much time on their hands whined about it.
Again: punched in the face, or sterilized.
Russell Brand is Guilty
Look, I still don’t believe in karma… but this was nice. When bad things happen to deserving people, that’s good stuff.
I hope bad things happen to his bottom in jail.
Mount Everest
I’ll never understand why idiots want to climb that.
Two helicopters crashed there.
How?
No clue.
Maybe they were being flown by Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles respectively.
Iowa & Satan
Hateful, right-wing “Christians” push their nonsense wherever they can, and the Satanic Temple is pushing back.
God-bless those trolls.
Macklemore
Before the whole “Free Palestine” nonsense he started shouting, Macklemore couldn’t sell out a phone booth.
Since then, he might be able to fill a club.
He wants to tour arenas.
That ain’t happening.
The Blue Wave
Democrats won big in the midterms.
Why?
Because Donald Trump is an even bigger failure in his second term than he was in his first.
Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.
Tune in and get your giggle on.
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