This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—Pickleball Seriousness
—The McRib Lawsuit
—Halloween Jesus
00:00 Introductions
07:19 Doctor Feelgood
10:26 Halloween Jesus
19:28 Farmers for Trump
22:39 McDonald’s McRib Lawsuit
31:36 Binance Hack
Introductions
The idiots discuss people who take pickleball too seriously, an odd subset of humanity.
Doctor Feelgood
Jacob Lee Henrichsen was caught trying to board a cruise ship with 12 grams of MDMA: capsules, gummies, and pills, and 160 grams of mushroom edibles testing positive for LSD properties, AND more than 300 grams of THC gummies, mints and vape oil.
Sounds like a party.
Halloween Jesus
Normal people just celebrated Halloween, and illogically stupid Christians put up signs that said, “We do Jesus, not Halloween!”
They are easily the most horrible people on the planet.
Farmers for Trump
Kansas Senator Roger Marshall just made a final push for voting Republican: “Bankruptcies are up, suicides are up, but nevertheless, we have hope in this president.”
If anti-Halloween Christians are the worst people on the planet, MAGA members are easily the stupidest.
McDonald’s McRib Lawsuit
Feisty morons have decided to sue McDonald’s, because OMG, THE MCRIB ISN’T REALLY RIBS!!
Yeah, it’s a meat slurry, you idiots.
Binance Hack
On the plus side, hackers stole over $6 billion in cryptocurrency from Binance.
On the minus side, it was probably North Korea.
Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.
Tune in and get your giggle on.
Find Jake at @jakevevera