My 2.5-year-old son got sick during the trip, because getting sick is what he does, so the Mrs. took him to one of the clinics and said it kind of freaked the doctor out. He was used to seeing octogenarians who wanted their Medical Marijuana prescriptions renewed.
People love to shit all over Tom Brady. I’m guessing they’re jealous. Personally, I think the guy is fantastic. Here’s why…
Ignore everything but emotion.
If I buy an avocado, a box of cereal, and a yogurt, I’ll walk out with the avocados in one bag, the cereal in another, and the yogurt in a third. All would have fit nicely in one bag, but nope. It’s as if Big Plastic went in and bribed the cashiers to use more product.
To say The Police is like Kansas would be akin to saying Bernie Sanders and Sarah Palin are the same, because they’re both politicians.
The next time you see something and think, “That shouldn’t be on Facebook,” look in the mirror. Maybe you shouldn’t be on Facebook.
Science is hard. Better to believe what you want and justify it later, right?
I’m all for the death penalty, but think the execution should match the crime.
Tom Cruise is under fire again.
I love television, I just don’t have enough time for it.
People have always had opinions; the Internet gave them a platform with which to fart theirs to the world.
I spent around ten years working in the restaurant industry. Busboy, waiter, dishwasher, bartender... I was all over the place. It can be a thankless job; people are rude, picky, stingy, stupid... I fully believe the world would be a much better place if everyone had...