Conveyor Belt Songwriting
One of my best friends is a jazz musician in New York City. Years ago he told me a secret: “You know, Jennifer Lopez is so bereft of talent that she can’t sing on her own albums without help.”
Will it Play in Iowa?
I’m not sure that question is being asked anymore. At least, not by Hollywood.
Hollywood Knows No Secrets
Let me tell you a secret about Hollywood: there are no secrets in Hollywood.
OK Go in the Middle of Nowhere
What was OK Go doing in a Podunk Minnesota town?
Outside, It’s America
I lived in a small, isolated Wisconsin town rife with racism.
Adam Carolla to the Rescue
I like Adam Carolla because I have low self-esteem. No, wait. Shit. That came out wrong. I relate to Adam Carolla because I see myself in him: white-trash childhood, two kids via in vitro fertilization, slinging jokes to cover insecurities… you know, shared...Subscribe: Get new posts by email
