June 1, 2015 Dear Truman, You have reached a milestone, and I am sorry. A few short weeks ago, you had little in the way of separation anxiety. We’d put you in your crib and you’d mewl for a minute, maybe two. After that you’d think, “Oh, what the hell? I’m tired....
If something happened to your child because of a vaccination, would you remain so belligerent? Calling names doesn’t help anyone.
Science is hard. Better to believe what you want and justify it later, right?
I’m all for the death penalty, but think the execution should match the crime.
If you ever have a comedy show at a college, you better be prepared to walk on eggshells. Sensitivity levels are off the charts, and it’s getting worse.
My wife is a Super Mom, because she convinced me to have children. I owe her everything for that. If she hadn’t pushed, I might have never known what it is to be a Dad, and I would be an incomplete person because of that.
Tom Cruise is under fire again.
Hollywood always takes the easy path. I wish they’d try harder.
I love television, I just don’t have enough time for it.
Every so often I get a nudge, a reminder that says, “Hey, keep that ego of yours in check.” Some would dismiss it as happenstance; some would call it the hand of God. I’m not sure what to think.
“My girlfriend is a vegetarian, which pretty much makes me a vegetarian.” ~ Jules Winnfield
People have always had opinions; the Internet gave them a platform with which to fart theirs to the world.