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My 2.5-year-old son got sick during the trip, because getting sick is what he does, so the Mrs. took him to one of the clinics and said it kind of freaked the doctor out. He was used to seeing octogenarians who wanted their Medical Marijuana prescriptions renewed.
Think of the best musical of all time: Singing in the Rain. That alone has three songs you can hum right off the top of your head. There’s the title track, Make ‘Em Laugh, and Good Morning. Catchy, toe-tapping masterpieces, all of them.
People love to shit all over Tom Brady. I’m guessing they’re jealous. Personally, I think the guy is fantastic. Here’s why…
“Donald Drumpf does not represent the America I know.” It’s a quote I’ve been hearing (and seeing) a lot. In conversations, on social media; people are stunned that someone who ran a campaign based on racism could capture the presidency. It makes me wonder what...
Do you think you’d be happy if you had a wife and kids you couldn’t provide for because you didn’t have millions of dollars in the bank?
What makes you, a nobody, think you can do this on your own? Why are you ignoring the powers that be?
Don’t fracture your base by being so humorless, Dems. Your downfall hurts everyone.
Every gap is gone; any sense of wonder or fear disappeared.
Ignore everything but emotion.
Hollywood doesn’t apologize. It does what it wants and moves on.
I read the words aloud before fully realizing what they said. And then I paused. And then a wide smile spread across my face and I started laughing.