This week on the comedy podcast, Jake and nathan have fun with Hulk Hogan offering to buy Hooters, and Haley Joel Osment using two slurs on one police officer.
00:00 Introductions
01:45 Hulk Hogan
10:30 Military Parade
17:34 Poland Pulls Out
23:03 RFK
38:49 Haley Joel Osment
—What’s better, driving during the day, or overnight?
—Hulk Hogan is going to save America. He’s already put out a (probably) watered down version of “beer” (Germany would probably have something to say about it), and now that parent company wants to buy Hooters.
Hooters!
Misleading advertising and bad food almost killed you, but a wrestler with CTE (alleged) is trying to save you.
God bless.
(Also: why is Amy Winehouse lauded, while Smash Mouth is a punchline? A discussion is had.)
—Corporal Bone Spurs threw himself a military parade, and the dumbest of the dumb lapped it up.
“Why wouldn’t a man who insulted Gold Star families and called members of the military suckers deserve a military parade?”
Whatever.
—Modern Warfare isn’t just a video game, it’s a reality.
Ukraine showed the world what can be done with inexpensive drones, and with that, Poland said, “Expensive U.S. military helicopters? Pass.”
What will the Military Industrial Complex do now?
—RFK is trying to make America healthy again, and he’s doing so by killing people.
Measles is back, maybe Smallpox and Polio won’t be far behind.
But wait, there’s more… The comedy podcast continues…
—OK, Haley Joel… ya got blackout drunk, and you called a police officer both an anti-semitic slur, AND a naughty German soldier circa 1930 – 1944.
Which is it??
You can’t mix those two; they’re polar opposites.
Also: what’s better, Celsius, or Monster?
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