This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—Kinnick Stadium
—Aubrey Plaza
—Jimmy Kimmel
00:00 Introductions
05:20 Aubrey Plaza
12:50 Jimmy Kimmel & the FCC
29:22 John Malkovich & Israel
34:58 Yvonne “Missy” Woods
Introductions
nathan spent the morning cleaning up Kinnick Stadium in Iowa City.
What’s the most surprising thing he found?
Tune in to find out.
Aubrey Plaza
Our clickbait of the week involves Aubrey, and her exciting dating history.
Note: entertainment media is the absolute worst.
Jimmy Kimmel & the FCC
First and foremost: the FCC is run by a partisan a-hole hack.
Brendan Carr has his tongue so far up Trump’s butt that it’s sad.
He’s not protecting the airwaves, he’s protecting the Orange Douche.
That said, the idea Jimmy Kimmel moved his James Talarico interview to YouTube was because of “FCC rules” is nonsense.
Just have Ken Paxton on your show, and boom: problem solved.
John Malkovich & Israel
One of the few celebrities out there willing to travel to Israel just cancelled a performance, because Israel put words into his mouth.
Oh, PR teams…
How are you so bad at your jobs?
Yvonne “Missy” Woods
A Colorado crime analyst cheated the results, and is going to jail.
Yikes.
Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.
Tune in and get your giggle on.
Find Jake at @jakevevera