This week on Idiots on Parade, the Too Ugly for TV Podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—Coca-Cola Christians
—A Nonprofit CEO
00:00 Introductions
03:43 Coca-Cola Christians
12:53 Nonprofit CEO
25:31 Employee of the Week
29:05 Trump: In the Navy
41:27 Argentinian Beef, Duggars Withdraw Not-Guilty Plea, & Lauren Boebert
Coca-Cola Christians
Question: who’s stupider, Coca-Cola executives for NOT seeing the controversy that would hit them if they censored personalized cans, or Christians, for being the whiniest crybaby snowflakes on the planet?
Nonprofit CEO
The CEO of a California-based (Los Angeles specifically) nonprofit designed to assist homeless people…
…lives in a mansion in Hawaii, and earned almost a million dollars a year over the course of a couple years.
Is Carol Adelkoff bilking the system?
Tune in and find out.
Employee of the Week
Shake Shack employee Keondre Simmons called in sick to work, showed up and robbed the place, and then showed up for his next shift a couple days later.
Hero.
Trump: In the Navy
Trump wants to waste billions of dollars making the Navy less technologically advanced, and therefore weaker.
How long before we discover he received a bribe from a company that can dumb down the ships Trump wants to worsen?
Argentinian Beef, Duggars Withdraw Not-Guilty Plea, & Lauren Boebert
We paid Argentina $20 billion after telling American farmers “USA #1,” and now their beef is being recalled.
The Duggars are the worst family in the world, and Lauren Boebert and Sarah Pailin have more in common than being horrible politicians.
Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.
Tune in and get your giggle on.
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