This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—Trump Phones 2.0
—Republicans & Child Marriage
00:00 Introductions
01:02 Trump Phones 2.0
05:33 Republicans & Child Marriage
19:53 The University of Iowa
28:34 Black Boycott
35:00 Dumbocrats
41:01 Ben Palmer
Trump Phones 2.0
We got it wrong!
We said Trump was grifting, and that the phones would never arrive, and BAM!
Customers got their phones!
Sure, they weren’t made in America, so the idea they would be was an outright lie, they were missing two stripes, but who cares? Two of the original 13 colonies were sissies anyway…
…and BONUS, they’re already leaking user data!
Ah, morons.
That’s what you MAGA cultists are.
Complete morons.
Republicans & Child Marriage
Should a 12-year-old girl be married off to a 40-year-old man?
No.
Never.
But Republicans will fight for the right of a religious group to do so, even if they hide it under the guise of, “What if two 16-year-olds want to get married.”
Child marriage is gross, but Republicans seem to love it.
The University of Iowa
Republicans in Iowa want to force students to take classes the students aren’t interested in.
Because, you know, liberals are indoctrinating kids.
Black Boycott
The Supreme Court struck down voting rights for under-represented people, and states across the U.S. started gerrymandering districts in order to repress the population.
How to fight this?
Hit ‘em where it hurts.
The idea Black athletes would turn down offers from Universities in these districts, these states, is fantastic.
It would be massive…
If it happened.
Come on, Black athletes… do your thing.
Dumbocrats
*sigh*
Karen Bass and Katie Wilson are why Democrats lose big elections.
Ben Palmer
Ben is a comedian who exposed the worst of America by creating a fake website that confused dimwits into thinking they were reporting illegal immigrants to the Department of Homeland Security.
One horrible woman wanted a kindergartner deported for being brown.
Racists walk among us, and they vote.
Anyway, the DHS took note, and issued a “BOLO” (Be on the Lookout for) notification regarding Palmer.
Your tax dollars at work, ladies and gentlemen.
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