This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—Donald Trump Attacked
—John Phelan Incompetent
—Bear Attack Insurance Fraud
00:00 Introductions
02:23 Ruby Rose
04:52 Donald Trump
15:51 Jesus Statue
22:07 MAGA Influencer
26:34 John Phelan
29:25 Elizabeth Smart
33:11 The Onion
34:50 Bear Attack Insurance Fraud
40:09 RFK Jr. = Liar
41:40 Kash Patel
Ruby Rose
Ruby Rose has always been annoying, but turns out, she’s also a liar.
“Katy Perry assaulted me!”
Except for the part where no one else there saw anything, and Ruby herself neglected to mention it when writing about the evening years ago.
What a way to try and gain attention.
Donald Trump
A crazed gunman tried to do the world a solid, but liberals are calling it a false flag operation.
Jesus Statue
An Israeli soldier smashed a statue of Jesus, and there was OUTRAGE.
(Ignore the bombs hitting the civilians, though. That’s par for the course.)
MAGA Influencer
A sexy, blonde MAGA woman turned out to be the AI creation of an Indian medical student.
Of course the morons were fooled.
I mean, hell… they voted for Trump, right?
They fall for all the scams.
John Phelan
John was the secretary of the Navy… because he was a billionaire Trump donor, not because he had any military experience.
At all.
Drain that swamp, baby.
Elizabeth Smart
This is our clickbait story of the week… Elizabeth is now a professional bodybuilder.
What’s her workout like?
Don’t ask her personal trainer, because all you’re going to get is a vague nothing.
The Onion
In a bit of glorious news, The Onion finally took control of InfoWars.
Now the lies that site offers will be hilarious, not damaging.
Bear Attack Insurance Fraud
This might be the best story of all time… Some dimwits put on a bear costume, vandalized a car, and tried to file an insurance claim.
They were caught, when someone with eyeballs viewed the damage and the video surveillance.
RFK Jr. = Liar
The government buried a study that showed the COVID vaccine helped reduce negative effects of COVID.
Because of course they did.
Kash Patel
Kash is an incompetent waste of a human being who pushes conspiracy theories and defends pedos, and is also an alleged drunk.
Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.
Tune in and get your giggle on.
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