This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—Gambling
—Prince Andrew
—Stephen Colbert
00:00 Introductions
08:22 Iowa News
12:09 Prince Andrew
19:12 Reality TV
40:05 Texas Primaries
41:01 Tiny Houses
43:41 Stephen Colbert
50:36 Anti-Smoking Options
Introductions
nathan talks about, but doesn’t name, the worst person on the planet, and Jake discussing his gambling addiction.
Iowa News
What kind of story makes for the best, most informative news? One that contains absolutely zero information.
Prince Andrew
Someone has finally been arrested in connection with the Epstein Files, and it was the Brits who showed the rest of the world the way forward: Prince Andrew was arrested.
Unfortunately, he was arrested for something involving… IDK, insider trading?
He was also released the same day.
So…
Yeah.
Pedos still run rampant, as long as they’re well-connected.
Reality TV
Shia LaBeouf and Ezra Miller are both insane…
Why hasn’t Hollywood created a reality show around them?
Texas Primaries
Someone is adding “Epstein Approved” to Republican political signs in Texas, showing once again: not all heroes wear capes.
Tiny Houses
People will complain about anything and everything, including affordable housing for single people or young couples.
Stephen Colbert
Brendan Carr is one of the biggest douchebags on the planet, and he recently decided that Texas Democrat and actual ChristianJames Talarico couldn’t appear on The Colbert Report.
(Or whatever show Colbert hosts these days.)
(Also: when I write “actual Christian,” I mean as opposed to people like JD Vance, Mike Huckabee, and Elon Musk, who use say “Jesus,” while acting in direct opposition to the teachings of Jesus.)
Anti-Smoking Options
Very cool human Jerry O’Connell said he had to give up smoking, because his smoking hot wife, Rebecca Romijn, was withholding physical intimacy.
Good on ya, Rebecca!
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