This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—Conor McGregor
—Arson in the News
—Islamic Republic of Japan
00:00 Introductions
04:30 Conor McGregor
14:50 Arson in the News
20:50 Biohacking
22:57 Anti-vax Murder Mom
33:18 Islamic Republic of Japan
34:51 Conservative College Courses
Conor McGregor
Apparently he went down IMMEDIATELY.
I hope you didn’t pay for view this “fight,” because you wasted your money.
Also discussed: A Swiss player flops in the World Cup, and the ref gives him a deserved second yellow card.
EVERY SOCCER PLAYER THAT FLOPS SHOULD BE BOOTED FROM THE GAME.
I like watching the World Cup, but my God… They’re all a bunch of ankle-grabbing crybabies.
Oh, and I guess Lindsey Graham died.
Shoulda happened 15 years ago.
Arson in the News
Um… I don’t want to make the algorithm angry, so I’m gonna be careful here, but apparently Christopher Peden chopped off his own twig & berries, and lit them on fire.
Yeah.
So… drugs, mental illness, or both?
Biohacking
Brian Johnson said, “I’m going to live forever!”
Mother Nature said, “Hold my beer.”
Anti-Vax Murder Mom
RFK Jr. is one of the worst people on the planet, and Andrea Shaw is using that to her advantage.
She allegedly murdered her babies, and blamed the flu shot.
Why?
Because she knew that a crowd of anti-vaxxers would embrace her, because they are so very, very stupid.
Islamic Republic of Japan
Trump is just so very, very stupid.
Conservative College Courses
West Virginia spent $3 million to create a college course that fights the “woke” agenda.
One person signed up.
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