This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—Applying for ICE
—Circumcision
—Hairy Butts
00:00 Introductions
00:20 Laura Jedeed Applies for ICE
07:49 Circumcision
16:17 Renee Good
17:46 The Lottery
22:49 Venezuela
27:46 Jerome Powell
29:31 Daniel Stern
36:42 The Media
38:15 Hairy Butt
40:52 Matt Rogers & Bowen Yang
Laura Jedeed Applies for ICE
Laura is a reporter, and she just exposed the lie that the government is screening applicants interested in joining ICE.
Circumcision
Jake and I once casually mentioned circumcision in passing, and the craziest of the crazy anti-circumcision nut bags came out in force.
Now it happens whenever we make fun of them.
Renee Good
Her family lives up to her name: they ended the GoFundMe set up in their name and asked people to donate to others in need.
In a world of take, take, take, it’s nice to see kindness in place, especially in the wake of a horrific tragedy.
The Lottery
People will complain about anything and everything.
Because people suck.
Venezuela
Do they have the best or the worst oil?
Depends on when you ask, because Trump has taken both stances.
Thankfully, his brain dead followers won’t call him out on his hypocrisy, so he can continue to get away with it.
Jerome Powell
The Fed Chair seems to have something no Republican does: balls.
He’s standing up for the people.
We’ll see what happens.
Daniel Stern
A man wants a little nookie, and has cash.
A woman wants a little cash, and can help said man.
Seems like a fair deal.
Nope!
Gotta get Johnny Law involved, because two consenting adults shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions about their own bodies.
The Media
Nothing is edited, nothing is fact-checked, nothing is proofed.
All we get is a stream of errors, and outright lies.
Hairy Butt
Don’t shave it, use a cream!
Matt Rogers & Bowen Yang
Crybabies.
Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.
Tune in and get your giggle on.
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