00:00 Introductions
01:10 Hooters
14:41 Operation Spiderweb
23:13 Donald Trump & Elon Musk
27:43 MAHA
34:18 AB Hernandez
—nathan will be performing at a birthday party. Wish him luck.
—Hooters is facing bankruptcy, and closing locations. A business built on lies and misdirection—the actual waitresses were never as pretty as advertised—can’t stay afloat.
Good riddance to bad food.
Side discussions involve run ins with Gene Simmons of KISS, and nathan’s buddy buying a call girl in Vegas.
—Madame Web may have bombed, but Operation Spiderweb was da bomb!
(Ugh, such horrible writing.)
Ukraine flexed its sneaky muscle and launched drone attacks across Russia.
Good on ‘em.
—Everyone with an IQ above that of a turnip saw it coming…
Like Kim and Kanye, Machine Gun Kelley and Megan Fox before them, Trump and Musk have broken up.
Like the aforementioned couples, it was a gimme everyone knew was gonna happen.
At least Tesla’s stock plunged $150 billion dollars, so that was nice.
—RFK Jr. is trying to make America healthy again, and doing it exactly like you’d expect someone with a worm in their brain to do so: lying about everything.
—A transgender athlete took gold in some high school events in California, so of course the president of the United States had to get involved.
Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.
Tune in and get your giggle on.