This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—Snow
—The Australian Tragedies
—Nick Fuentes
00:00 Introductions: Snow!
06:24 Australian Tragedy #1
11:39 Nick Fuentes
16:45 Jennifer Lopez
20:23 Denny’s Restaurants
28:55 Inflation
33:06 In-Home Birth (Tragedy #2)
42:44 Social Media
Snow
Ever drive in it?
Is fun!
Midwest, baby.
Iowa.
Australian Tragedies
You know what happens whenever there’s a tragedy?
The worst people on the planet say horrific and stupid things.
Which is what happened after Australia’s first mass shooting in 30 years.
“I GueSs gUn ConTroL dOeSn’T wORk!”
Oh shut up, you incredible morons.
Side discussion: GenX got under desks to practice for incoming Soviet missiles.
Good times.
Nick Fuentes
He’s a virgin, ladies and gentlemen.
A.
Virgin.
It’s insane to me who the desperate and lonely will elect as their leader.
Insane.
Denny’s Restaurants
They’re closing locations.
Who knew bad food wouldn’t last forever?
Inflation
Costs are going up, up, up!
But it’s OK, Trump says they’re not, so…
There ya go.
Also: Trump’s idiot trade war decimated farmers, so now they’re getting a $12 billion bailout.
In-Home Birth (Australian Tragedy (said losely) #2)
Stacey Warnecke told people how to live their lives, and it cost her, hers.
Instead of having a medical professional on hand for her childbirth (or, God forbid, giving birth in a hospital), she went DIY, and now she’s no longer with us.
Social Media
Hey, people: stop liking your own statuses.
Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.
Tune in and get your giggle on.
Find Jake at @jakevevera