Do you enjoy being tubby? I do. That’s why I like cookies. And now, I know which Girl Scout cookies to buy.

Remember the show Blind Date? It was a precursor to all the reality TV nonsense we have today. I was one of many who appeared on the show.

So many companies get in trouble, simply because I’m not their public relations consultant. Let’s change that.

Have you ever had Justin’s Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups? Well, you should. They’re what the kids call, “delicious.”