Unite Your Dumb
“I don’t know what Fifth Harmony is, but I’m sure I’d need a fifth of Jack to sit through a performance. #5HOnGMA”
The Fault Within
Every holiday season, I’m struck by the innocence and splendor created at the ending of the movie It’s A Wonderful Life.
A Thespian, Am I
I’m not a good actor. Thing is, I don’t care. I don’t care that I’m bad, and that puts me at least on par with Kristen Stewart, or Shia La Booooof. Just without the success and millions of dollars and fame. Anyway. What’s funny/sad, is that even though I’m bad, I’m...I No Longer Fear Hell, and Other Mexico-Inspired Insights
You pay $17.50 for 2 enchiladas, rice, and beans at a Mexican restaurant in Mexico. Something that costs $5 in America.
Why We Fail
In April, 2013, the department store chain JC Penney fired its CEO, former Apple executive Ron Johnson. It’s a move that makes sense, because if there’s one thing Apple is known for, it’s failure, right?
Head Desk
I don’t know how many times I have to say this; I think I’m about to pop a blood vessel in my head. Right now, there are two instances in the news where an adult woman has “Sexually Assaulted” a teenage boy: former Tennessee Titans...Subscribe: Get new posts by email
