An A-Hole, Am I
Before publishing this blog, I ran it by my wife. She said: “If you post this, people are going to think you’re an a-hole.”
Tortoise Fight!
My 2.5-year-old son got sick during the trip, because getting sick is what he does, so the Mrs. took him to one of the clinics and said it kind of freaked the doctor out. He was used to seeing octogenarians who wanted their Medical Marijuana prescriptions renewed.
The Teardown of Tom Brady
People love to shit all over Tom Brady. I’m guessing they’re jealous. Personally, I think the guy is fantastic. Here’s why…
Hearts & Minds
Ignore everything but emotion.
Packing the Grocery Bag: It’s Not Rocket Science
If I buy an avocado, a box of cereal, and a yogurt, I’ll walk out with the avocados in one bag, the cereal in another, and the yogurt in a third. All would have fit nicely in one bag, but nope. It’s as if Big Plastic went in and bribed the cashiers to use more product.