Have you ever had a deer commit suicide by running into your car? It’s deadly for them, and expensive for you. Stupid rats with antlers.
There are many personality tests a person can take: The Beatles or The Rolling Stones. Cory Haim or Corey Feldman. And of course, Leno or Letterman. Brett Favre, is a Leno.
After every show, I’d be approached by people who struggled with infertility. They’d share their stories—how many years deep they were, or how many years total before they gave up, how much it cost, what it did to their marriage…
Hating on Millennials is easy. They’re currently the punching bags for older generations, which isn’t fair. I think what Baby Boomers forget is that Millennials didn’t raise themselves.
I was a complete shit as a teenager. Which is OK, because that’s what teenagers are supposed to be: complete shits.
I’m an atheist, and I pray every day. Yes, that’s a contradiction. And it makes me a hypocrite.