I was a complete shit as a teenager. Which is OK, because that’s what teenagers are supposed to be: complete shits.
I’m an atheist, and I pray every day. Yes, that’s a contradiction. And it makes me a hypocrite.
Before publishing this blog, I ran it by my wife. She said: “If you post this, people are going to think you’re an a-hole.”
My 2.5-year-old son got sick during the trip, because getting sick is what he does, so the Mrs. took him to one of the clinics and said it kind of freaked the doctor out. He was used to seeing octogenarians who wanted their Medical Marijuana prescriptions renewed.
People love to shit all over Tom Brady. I’m guessing they’re jealous. Personally, I think the guy is fantastic. Here’s why…