Instillation

I don’t remember exactly what grade, but at some point during junior high I was in the car with my mom, and a friend. I said something politically incorrect, and my mom shushed me. A little embarrassed, my friend laughed and said, “Your son” while shaking his head.

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Rage On, Internet Warrior: Part 1

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Let me tell you the same joke, two different ways:

  • On August 26th, a planet made entirely out of diamond was discovered adjacent to our solar system. I guess this means the next time Kobe cheats on his wife, he knows what to buy to placate her.
  • On August 26th, a planet made entirely out of diamond was discovered adjacent to our solar system. I guess this means the next time Kobe rapes a chambermaid in the butt, he knows what to buy to placate his wife.

The not-so-subtle difference between the two versions is use of the powerful word: “rape.”

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