So the question must be asked: did I cast a really creepy person, or just an excellent actor?
(Sorry about the audio; you might need to bump up the volume a little)
Let me tell you the same joke, two different ways:
The not-so-subtle difference between the two versions is use of the powerful word: “rape.”
The art of substitute teaching is an easy one to learn; I took a 3-day course that basically consisted of the repeated plea, “Don’t touch the kids. Please, don’t touch the kids. They’re kids, for God’s sake, don’t touch them. Why would you want to touch the kids, you pervert?” Apparently that’s considered extensive screening for pedophiles.